In an attempt...

To cure me from boredom due to my recent (well about a month and a half) unemployment, due to the failing economy, I have decided to blog.  I figured that I have the glasses and the time and am somewhat funny... so why not give my friends and fans (to date I have none) something to look forward to while at work.  I am thinking that I will become famous and in time I will follow in the foot steps of Ruminations and Perez Hilton.  However, my blog will not have college jokes or pictures of celebrities but pictures of the random people and events that my friends and I run into in our daily lives.

But before I go on, I have to credit Melissa with the name of this blog.  Dan's Dirty Dishes will become a mecca for the bored at work.  Some of the stories will be my own and some will be from my friends and family.  I have an eclectic group of friends and I think this blog will become a collection of nonsense and funny stories. 

I figured this was a much more productive use of my time rather than looking at sites that have random nude shots and profiles that read "into fisting, group and latex" (However, when I did have a roommate, a female- we did have good times on the couch looking at these random parts of men that I would never meet).  This blog will contain some of the better stories about those who I did meet and hook-up with.  Let's face it, New Yorkers' may not use their kitchens, but there is always a dirty dish or two in their sink.

Clean it up kids,

Dan