From the Faucet

I never understood girls that constantly complain and say that they are fat.  Truth be told, if you were fat, you would never actually say that you are fat.  When was the last time that you heard an obese individual complain about their weight?  Doesn't happen.  The real reason that they are even uttering the words "I'm fat" is to get the standard response " (Insert name here), you are NOT fat, you are SO skinny."  I however have the standard response, "Yes, you are fat."  That usually shuts the person right up.